tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51113973693803036522011-04-21T14:12:30.535-07:00Fictional Stories Based On Real Life PhotographsMichael Kennedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16629800703321652598noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5111397369380303652.post-68670978506793408482009-04-29T12:13:00.000-07:002009-04-29T12:20:38.994-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/Sfim1KxplnI/AAAAAAAAADo/sOPcmtmcXEE/s1600-h/melgibsonnewpiecerussian.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 397px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/Sfim1KxplnI/AAAAAAAAADo/sOPcmtmcXEE/s400/melgibsonnewpiecerussian.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330193591348860530" border="0" /></a><br />Mel Gibson shows off his new girlfriend, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Oksana Grigorieva. </span>Overheard by one reporter, Gibson whispered into her ear "Let's get this over with, I have to get you home so we can fuck the Jew right out of you." <br /><br />Image Via <a href="http://www.dlisted.com">Dlisted</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5111397369380303652-6867097850679340848?l=michael-kennedy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michael Kennedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16629800703321652598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5111397369380303652.post-82267650401775795862009-04-27T14:46:00.001-07:002009-04-27T14:46:41.282-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/SfYntfk0pgI/AAAAAAAAADg/RLG-dp-tU34/s1600-h/Clay+Aiken.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 342px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/SfYntfk0pgI/AAAAAAAAADg/RLG-dp-tU34/s400/Clay+Aiken.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329490871563101698" border="0" /></a><br />Cynthia Nixon is spotted leaving her trailer from the set of "Sex and The City 2: Claymates"<br /><br />What the fuck is near her lip?<br /><br />Image Via <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/">DListed</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5111397369380303652-8226765040177579586?l=michael-kennedy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michael Kennedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16629800703321652598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5111397369380303652.post-85966806948276640702009-04-27T14:40:00.000-07:002009-04-27T14:47:14.848-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/SfYmajWqU-I/AAAAAAAAADQ/kdcUSUoJ9WI/s1600-h/tom+cruise.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/SfYmajWqU-I/AAAAAAAAADQ/kdcUSUoJ9WI/s400/tom+cruise.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329489446648304610" border="0" /></a>Tom Cruise sprints from a "man and his penis" as Suri leads him to a Heterosexual Hideaway sponsored by The Church of Scientology. He was later taken to a sequestered, clothing optional, room with John Travolta, Will Smith, and Leah Remini's pissed of accent.<br /><br />Image Via <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/">DListed</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5111397369380303652-8596680694827664070?l=michael-kennedy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michael Kennedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16629800703321652598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5111397369380303652.post-52628654404373241102009-04-27T14:25:00.000-07:002009-04-27T14:31:16.414-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/SfYi_3YV9kI/AAAAAAAAADI/_4cKvKOkYiI/s1600-h/beyonce.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/SfYi_3YV9kI/AAAAAAAAADI/_4cKvKOkYiI/s400/beyonce.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329485689632716354" border="0" /></a>April 27, 2009 - Beyonce's Knowles new film "Obsessed" opened at Number 1 in North American Box Office this weekend with an estimated $28.6 million. In response The Swine Flu just took the life of $28.6 million worth of people as well as the cast and crew.<br /><br />Image Via <a href="http://www.ew.com">EW</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5111397369380303652-5262865440437324110?l=michael-kennedy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michael Kennedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16629800703321652598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5111397369380303652.post-19948718544253765882009-04-27T14:01:00.000-07:002009-04-27T14:29:51.017-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/SfYf53x0nWI/AAAAAAAAADA/Yvll0NCTTxY/s1600-h/rinna.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/SfYf53x0nWI/AAAAAAAAADA/Yvll0NCTTxY/s400/rinna.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5329482288125484386" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />April 27, 2009<br /><br /> Hollywood "Actress"/Surgery Whore Lisa Rinna exclaims to <a href="http://www.ew.com/">EW</a> that she no longer wishes to be a part of Melrose Place 2.0. What she fails to reveal is that the producers of Melrose Place could not come to terms with an offer to her old clitoris. Shame Shame Shame.<br /><br />Image via <a href="http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art33673.asp">BellaOnline</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5111397369380303652-1994871854425376588?l=michael-kennedy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michael Kennedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16629800703321652598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5111397369380303652.post-35249740917842407862009-04-21T23:45:00.000-07:002009-04-27T14:31:55.230-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/Se69tNg0UrI/AAAAAAAAAC4/sce1P1YHfIg/s1600-h/kellyboobs4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 281px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/Se69tNg0UrI/AAAAAAAAAC4/sce1P1YHfIg/s400/kellyboobs4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327403993644946098" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/Se69BXF7vMI/AAAAAAAAACw/Y76cfiEi5es/s1600-h/kellyboobs1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/Se69BXF7vMI/AAAAAAAAACw/Y76cfiEi5es/s400/kellyboobs1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327403240302296258" border="0" /></a><br />The driver of an 18 passenger van contacted me today to send this message to "The Real Housewives of New York"'s Kelly Bensimon:<br /><br />"sorry for accidentally driving my vehicle down the middle of your chest. "<br /><br />Images Via <a href="http://www.dlisted.com">DListed</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5111397369380303652-3524974091784240786?l=michael-kennedy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michael Kennedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16629800703321652598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5111397369380303652.post-2811793868585778142009-04-21T18:54:00.001-07:002009-04-27T14:32:56.798-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/Se566b8Qf8I/AAAAAAAAACo/7Xk_L7qYZzw/s1600-h/bush-shock.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 271px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XuvmwurTmT8/Se566b8Qf8I/AAAAAAAAACo/7Xk_L7qYZzw/s400/bush-shock.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327330553577373634" border="0" /></a>April 21, 2009 - Former President George W. Bush reacts upon finding out that he is no longer president and all those people "looking reportery" were just members of his family in journalist disguises. He quickly demands a recount of the 2008 election, apparently, without realizing he never ran and was no longer permitted to run for re-election.<br /><br />Image Via <a href="http://moderateepicurean.onsugar.com/">The Moderate Epicurean</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5111397369380303652-281179386858577814?l=michael-kennedy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michael Kennedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16629800703321652598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5111397369380303652.post-43735933979171014202009-04-20T19:19:00.000-07:002009-04-20T19:20:49.342-07:00Okay all. Getting this going in a direction I want. I will post my first true blog after I watch something a great friend gave me for inspiration. Until then...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5111397369380303652-4373593397917101420?l=michael-kennedy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Michael Kennedyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16629800703321652598noreply@blogger.com0